PB and J

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.

Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...

by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011

PB and J

PB and J (PBJ) means Peanut butter and jelly

"Go make some PB and J."

by z0mbi3X2k September 23, 2005

PB and J

Penis, Balls, and Jizz, a tasty treat.

All my dad gave me for lunch was a PB and J...

by Synister Spade March 14, 2019

PB and J

To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.

Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!

(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)

by ACIDPILLS October 20, 2008

PB and J

When your on your period and have diarrhea at the same time.

Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!

by JacobBurger February 24, 2022

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024