The spirit of metal made flesh. OK so he might have snorted a tad too much coke, and smoked a bit too much weed. Oh and he had a bit of a drinking problem. But really, he just rules.

The God of rock, founder of Ozzfest

also a dog that likes to eat manatee stuffed animals

The original frontman for heavy metal's greatest band: BLACK SABBATH!

Usually known to the youth as "that stoner dude" or "one braindead mofo".

Most of today's youth are a huge fan of him or Sabbath, because...he kicks fuckin' ass.

He totally revolutionized Heavy Metal, with the help of Tony Immoi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward..and who can forget Randy Rhoads?

The Godafther of Metal, has worked with possibly the most talented guitarist's in the history of metal, such as, Tony Iommi(Iron Man, Paranoid, NIB) Randy Rhoads(Crazy Train, Goodbye to Romance, Mr. Crowley) and Zakk Wylde(No more Tears, SIN, Mama Im comin Home) \m/ Rock the Fuck on Man. BLEED BLACK LABEL

the godfather of all metal

the best fucken person in the world

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can be sweet and sensitive and overprotective all at once. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. He doesn't cuss every other word, in fact he tries not to cuss at all. He may be mistaken for an emo, but really he is just not afraid to share his emotions. He is human unlike what most guys want you to believe. He is a hard worker by nature, but he never has to work very hard to make his girlfriend smile. He loves those people in his heart like there is no tomorrow. He is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for him. A good friend he is, he can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough.He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way, he is the ultimate man!