Oziris is a man who loves coffee. Better yet, he loves life. He is an epic character that if met, changes your life completely. Everyone who knows him makes of him the exception; he will never be the rule. Oziris is a free human being that loves all kinds of pleasure. He is a very sexual being, intellectual and a gentleman. He is a prophet of his philosophy “just let yourself go” , enjoy life and love.
Girl 1: Oh I met a guy who competes with Chuck Norris!!!
Girl 2: Oh wow! Who is he???
Girl 1: OZIRIS!
Girl 2: O.O
The perfect example of when you take mentally fucking dumb and unstable and hand it to the most fucking depressed fuck you could ever find and then blame it on a prophecy to stop her asshole father, this pansexual motherfucker is extremely pissy and will most likely literally destroy your ass
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.