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mr harris of the oxford university 

what a lad
mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.

Oxford Brookes University 

Oxford Brookes University. formerly Oxford Polytechnic. Main campus located in Gipsy Lane, Headington. Very multi-cultural. Many rah's especially in Cheney Student Village- everywhere else is normal. Higher employability compared to "Proper Oxford" aka Oxford University. Colours are white, blue, and maroon.
Oxford Brookes University may not have the prestige, but we get the Jobs!

University of Oxford 

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.
I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!
University of Oxford by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

University of Oxford 

I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026