somebody who gets beat up in bathrooms , buys 10 carts , most of which are definitely laced with methamphetamines , and from oxford
oxford ahh dude , why’d you buy that
by steez everythingk January 29, 2022
The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 29, 2023
when the specimen goes to a foreign land, everyone from its native land experiences a PAX ROMANA in gaming for the duration of the specimens absence.
the natives of the mother land all went to be placed Gold after this moment, and the Oxford Effect was established"
by DeportedAyyadveli March 10, 2019
Active investors, asset managers and builders of businesses. With its portfolio companies, Oxford manages nearly$80 billion of assets across four continents, in some of the world’s most transformative places.
by Oxford Properties November 25, 2021
Oxford area high school is a shitty place to learn and make friends, everyone in that school are dumbasf and the staff is complete ass, fuck oxford fuck wendle.
by lyvia.michele August 4, 2022
Everyone has been waiting for this. At least the people who searched this up. Anyways. It is a nice, international school, but there is one avtaritet there. Zeyneb xala. Don't mess with her. Back to the point. Strange and cool teachers, bad teachers, everything a normal school should have eh? To anyone looking this up, make another definition, please. Who am I? My name starts on M.
(P.S. Zeyneb x Ismat 💕)
(P.S. Zeyneb x Ismat 💕)
by Leaderyalexer June 8, 2022
A little pussy ahh nigga that be smokin fake carts and gets beat up in bathrooms and allat other shit
by steez everythingk January 29, 2022