florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 25, 2022

More Bounce To The Ounce

More bounce
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Much more bounce
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On the dance floor, baby
Get down, mama, yeah
Get on the dance floor, baby
I never ever, ever seen a sexy girl like you, baby
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Shake it, mama
Shake it, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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On the dance floor
Mama, get down, baby, yeah
Ooh... wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
On the dance floor
Baby, get down, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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Shucks baby
Mmm, shucks
Moree...
Much more bounce
Bounce to the ounce
Ah...
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Give you more bounce to the ounce
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More bounce to the ounce (shucks)
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by Death Menace March 5, 2023

Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.

This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...

by hoe dot hoe September 25, 2023

the perfect ounce

known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover

“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “

by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021

a little bounce to the ounce

Pleasantly plump.

Gloria has a little bounce to the ounce, she's a great dancer, and she's good people.

by pentozali May 14, 2013

Ounce Town

Ounce Town is like saying , I am going to take your girl friend or sister to pound town. But if you have a very small penis.

Hey baby, I am going to take you to ounce town, and give you the best 30 seconds of your life.

by Madpuppy December 15, 2019

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023