A very thicc guy who loves planes. We can pull any girl he wants and also likes to bomb children during his free time. He is occasionally into men (which makes sense cuz people are into his big ass) and loves giving handjobs.

a name that make you gay.

Verb; to engage in coitus with the eye of a tornado. Ultimately putting it in its place. usually has a Tom Selleck mustache and eats bread and bologna for lunch, religiously.

Verb; to get the shit beat out of you for watching porn

synonymous with one's lotto.

otto will hook you up when you're in a tight spot.

not restricted to dental coverage.

fuckin spack

the rejected new kid in your class

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He has great taste in music too.