Otis da Cat 

Also known as Meow-ze-dung..He is Ruler of the north american animal kingdom the most dangerous cat alive. Weighing in at 23 pounds, claws as sharp as razorblades can rip through trees and cement buildings. His secret weapon is his ability to get you to pet him, but if he does not like you he will scratch you in half. He has the nose 300x a dogs sense. He can kill you in one scratch. don't fuck wit da kit cat. His Klan consists of all neighbor hood cats, wildebeests, ant eaters, leopards, cheetahs, bob cats, linx and all other scratchers. His Help from the west , aka Moosh 10x is second ruler under his rule. He aka "ahhh scratch" she is fatness..yet is still tough and has the same ability of otis...she just follows otis because he is old and wise. But no worry...she beats the shit out of Mason.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh....its ot---.

^didn't even get to complete the sentence cause he was cut in half by Otis da Cat

Otis da Cat by Adingchinaman October 13, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012