Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 24, 2010

ostrich

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.

by John 1955s October 4, 2009

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when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her

Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her

by cody dyer May 1, 2009

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Ostriching

The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.

Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.

by minglemingy June 5, 2018

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verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 13, 2010

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