Oregon Belly

When ratchet girls touch their pregnant stomachs and take a selfie and you can see how gross the bedroom is behind you

Damn did you see Cayla's Oregon belly selfie she posted yesterday?

by Marmar August 24, 2015

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.

by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020

Oregon Birthday Special

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday

Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022

Oregon Tease

When you're making out in the dark and one person accidentally gets a mouthful of chin.

"Last night I was making out in the dark and Stan got an Oregon Tease!"

by Zakami August 18, 2019

The Country of Oregon

Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702

“You forgot about the country of Oregon!”

by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021

OREGON GAS MASK

CHRISTOPHER takes advantage of a gift and steals AMAZON ACCOUNTS.

In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly [e-mail] as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022