The utter disbelief faced by your friend's; bulbous, enormous, gigantic, massive, disgustingly oversized head.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.
Your friend's head is so large that its questionable that he belongs to the human race!
It tends to ooze a strange extra-terrestrial liquid out from a few pores in their head and smells like a dogs asshole has been melted with some cheese in a 40 year old microwave, a phenomenon called the stench of Julie.
Overall their head is far too large for their own good and effects their every day life. For example when they play football they tend to sway around due to the weight of the head causing them to play worse than Bruno Fernandes when he isn't taking a penalty (I know doesn't sound possible)
Their is no known cure of Ooshleb Syndrome, if effects one known person to this day.
Bob - *Exists*
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"
Khai - "FUCKING HELL, the size of your head is ridiculous!"
Bob - *Shits himself in the shower*
Khai - "Must have Ooshleb Syndrome"
by Hobly May 9, 2021