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cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'
cunt and onion by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013

onioncutter 

noun

A person who is so damned good at making you cry that they must be cheating somehow.

verb form:

onioncutting

A person who is in the act of being an onioncutter.
(after watching exurb1a's "Misery was")

me: "Damned onioncutter bastard, I wanted to keep my tear-ducts intact!"
onioncutter by EpiphanyThoughts March 18, 2019