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One slap chap 

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap
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