one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

One Eyed Monster

A regular, large male penis, but always aroused and horny.

Me: Hey girl you want to see my One Eyed Monster?
Girlfriend: Again? Sure, but is it gonna be up and at it again?
Me: You know it!
Girlfriend: Awwwwwwwww yea! Let's go!
Me: Where?
Girlfriend: Everywhere!

by B4st4rd1yxxxxxx December 18, 2011

one eyed monster

when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...

also it could mean a penis

he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back

by Flump August 21, 2006

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

by Nick D February 4, 2004

one-eyed monster

Da wang

by Anonymous September 30, 2003