Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.
“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”
by kofi May 14, 2003
(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags June 30, 2011
by OmG July 20, 2003
A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.
Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)
by Medder89' December 30, 2011
A one-night stand is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship
"Last night this guy and I had an amazing night!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"
"Oh really, what was his name?"
"I don't know, it was just a One Night Stand!"
by bunny2590 November 24, 2008
by literally man December 19, 2013
Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*
by Anthonygerbenshockler January 2, 2011