On the beach 

a phrase that federal government contractors use internally to describe paid company employees that are awaiting a security clearance in order to engage in their assigned client project. Typically, either by choice or because they have no other option, they are doing very little useful work.

Damn, Fred hasn't done shit for 6 months because he's been on the beach.

On the beach by AJ W February 1, 2008

Land one on the beach 

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

Land one on the beach by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach 

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

Sex on the Beach

n. A fruity mixed drink, popular during summer and especially during Spring Break. Here's a recipe that will make a gallon.

Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice

Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice

Sue can sure pound that Sex on the Beach.

Sex on the Beach by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

Soldier on the beach 

The incredibly inconsiderate act of leaving a piece of feces in the toilet.

The other day when I went to use the bathroom at Home Depot, I noticed some bastard had left a soldier on the beach. So I did the honorable thing and gave it a burial at sea.

Soldier on the beach by Big Daddy2112 January 27, 2006

stepping on the beach 

What you do underwater.

steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO

steppin on the beach DWLLE DA DO
steppin on the beach DO DO DO DO
stepping on the beach DWLLE DA DO

stepping on the beach by someuunedgymiddleschooler December 10, 2017

Laying one on the beach 

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

Laying one on the beach by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012