A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
by Adub408 July 13, 2023
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An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
by Momaud August 10, 2023
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Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
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A word used to describe stealing one's parents car and picking up friends (usually late at night)
Henry do you want to run a "jap mission"
Me and the boys about to run a "jap misson"
by Yxngflame August 27, 2020
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Getting your nut with mud on the horizon
Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission
by Silver Goat April 21, 2016
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The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond
Dude, I just sent that poop like mission impossible.
by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023
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To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
by RxE454 August 1, 2023
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