old meat

referring to a female/pussy thats been tapped by one of your hommies

"His old bitch wanted to get with this, but i kicked her stankin ass out. I dont want none of that old meat."

by Dirty Beavers June 4, 2005

40 Year old meat

Used to describe something that is disturbingly out of place, or otherwise is taboo. It references the Jackson Burger.

Dude 1: Man, did you see that ride?

Dude 2: Screw that, Jackson, Pink is 40 year old meat.

by DifynYerWerl October 27, 2007

day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003