old lad

A cock , penis , dick

Drop to your knees and start smoking my old lad

Shit! Ive trapped my old lad im my fucking zipper!!

by Goontweed November 26, 2017

ye long old lady

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022

old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

old lady

a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.

My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.

by cnlballa October 7, 2003

my old lady

Another way of saying my girl or wife

Man my old lady gone kill me when I get home

by Deacon January 16, 2021

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022