Oklahoma Panhandle

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Oklahoma Panhandle

Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse

Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.

by CornFed's Dictionary June 13, 2025