off the couch 

adjectival phrase referring to someone who used to be (or generally is) fit and active, but who has been engaged in a prolonged period of sloth.

"Hey dude, LW's at 4'--wanna boat?"

"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."

off the couch by DudebroLunger May 1, 2010

fall off the couch 

to be depressed after being happy or excited. Refer to ‘jump the couch’.

The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).

fall off the couch by uttam maharjan July 6, 2012

mad doggin it off the couch 

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

mad doggin it off the couch by the randyman January 16, 2010

falling off the couch 

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

falling off the couch by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

knocked the rocket off the couch 

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

knocked the rocket off the couch by mr astronaught October 31, 2011