1. hideous logs of different shapes and sizes that can be brown, green, black, or even red if you try hard enough. it also smells.

2. a popular spongebob acronym.

3. a funny word
1. My mom forgot to flush her poop down the toilet.

2. Squidward, just remember: POOP!

3. Your face reminds me of poop.
by Hugh Jbut March 30, 2007
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Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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to enter a business or someone else's home with the sole purpose of pooping there.
Was only five minutes from home, but decided to just poop in at that bar anyway. On the way out didn't make eye contact with anyone.
by boommmmmmmm August 26, 2016
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The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.
"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"
by TheDude5196 December 16, 2009
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Abbr.
"People Order Our Patties"
The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.
Don't be a squidward!
Always remember, "POOP!"
by Fo0dNippl3 November 9, 2003
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:poop: is the new spam going around Facebook, ever since Facebook added new Emoticons.
On Pages Status updates one would post :poop: as many times as they wish. When they comment :poop: it will immediately turn into the emoticon, which looks like poop.
John: :poop:
Mary: :poop:
Joel: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop:
James: Will you noob's stop it!
by Satuim253 January 2, 2013
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The feeling when you have to have a poop
I'm feeling poopful.
by wet! July 16, 2020
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