Octavio Prince 

Octavio, you’re just an insecure ambiguous man who will never reach the basketball net. You are corny. Also, it seems like you’ve never had sex in your life. A person who could stand on his own because he is so afraid of his reflection in the mirror. He’s short, pasty, insecure and well, just gay. A murderer of the mind and a rapist, he’s so jealous of everything that speaks, walks and does, much like the white man jealous of a tiger who runs faster than him. He needs to be surrounded by a posse at all times because he’s just the epitome of insecurity. Much like Prince, accept and just kill yourself. You look like you, for all of eternity. You are not me, I would hate to be you. I feel sorry for you. And no, you will never be anything you IMAGINE yourself to be. There are millions of children and woman who have fought and died and all you do is sit there, hate, pose and wish. Adiposers.

Thu thu thu Thu, open wide Octavio Prince.

Octavio Prince by Actually REAL.Savethechildren July 7, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012