an enormous basketball-playing man. sucks at everything and has a small chode-like penis. likes chimichongas, swings, and complaining about shiny cheese. can often be found near/around gay men who don't shower and hobos, or is that the same thing?
I want to pour hot wax all over that oaf's body.
by oaf November 30, 2003
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An oaf is someone who is slow witted, clumsy and unintelligent
Greg go stop being an oaf and try to get more than 6 GCSE's
by Oafy February 25, 2015
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A person, normally larger in shape, who is extremely lazy. Normally drinks excessive amounts of budweiser and smokes excessive amounts of THC. An oaf will go out of his way to be lazy.
Guy 1: Yo, henry can you close that window?

Henry: nah dude i dont wanna get up.

Guy 1: you oaf
by Mudbone15 October 24, 2014
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The art of being born to the Shoaf family.
Oaf is two letters away from being Shoaf
by Selfish Mongaloid June 2, 2003
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When upset/mad you tend to say this.
This game is oafed
by FattyP December 29, 2017
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Old as f*ck.
Damn, I feel OAF today .
by MamaOxxx January 2, 2019
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