on the job

A no good, lazy, pasta eating, trickster. That works for a fire dept but never does any real work. To be on the job is to be a hornswaggler of the tax payers hard earned money.

Jarred is on the job.

by laZfireman April 7, 2008

on the job

"on the job" is the act of having sex

frank was caught "on the job" with shirly

by stoot January 24, 2007

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 21, 2003

on the job

On The Job :can also mean hustling in the streets or on your block or blocks...

cell phone rings....wats good.... shit on the job...

by deeptre8 November 14, 2010

On the job

Noun. -Term used by Emergency Responder's (Fire,Police,EMS) to describe an event or object as being cool.

Yo guys that tiller is On the job

by rdemark December 1, 2015

On the job

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

on the job

What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.

Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."

by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022