1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.
by Toileteer February 16, 2007
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A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.
The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.
by Moo January 24, 2005
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whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
by .. June 10, 2003
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1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet
Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
by pheloniustyronius May 21, 2020
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A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.
"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"
by blickery July 13, 2008
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