A genuinely funny talk-show host, who after becoming the host of The Tonight Show, provided more laughter in the first 5 minutes of his first show than the entire 17 years of Jay Leno hosting it.
Conan O'Brien's first-ever Tonight Show sketch, where he forgets to move to L.A. to host the show and decides to run on his feet all the way from New York.
by pinokkio83 August 7, 2009
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(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.

Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.

(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious

Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.
Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"

Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."

Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."
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There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.
O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.
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an amazing guy that loves a girl named kelsey
you know that guy Holden O'Brien he realy loves kelsey
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Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!
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A very tall, very pasty colored man with red hair that defies gravity. Host of the best talk show on T.V., suck it Oprah.

Used when you see some one extremelly cool/clumsy/nerdy kid is spotted that you can't help but admire.
"Woah did you see that kid? I kind of want to punch him in the face."

"No way! Everyone does! He's such a Conan O'Brien."
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