Nutsack Kite Share definition Flag When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite. Nutsack Kite by supah phresh March 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Nutsack Kite mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch