A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021
obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
by Mike January 4, 2014
"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"
by mr 1up July 27, 2022
by urfavgirlboss190 June 28, 2022
When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by barbaroja August 8, 2023
man1: Salad for the win! I am healthy because I work out and eat salad
man2: yo guys, we got a number 15 here!
men3-50: hahahahahahahha such a dweeb go drink prune juice at ur grandmas basement!
man2: yo guys, we got a number 15 here!
men3-50: hahahahahahahha such a dweeb go drink prune juice at ur grandmas basement!
by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020