the lack of public appearances in the right places. the opposite of networking.
Ephesus does not have a job because he is notworking.
by W.Taft October 23, 2008
A network that is often down or unreliable; syn. wordnetbreak/word.
My network is down so often it is a netbreak.
by Trafton September 14, 2003
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.
I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
by Tom Piotrowski December 11, 2006
The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).
Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.
I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
by Tom Piotrowski December 14, 2006
(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.
Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.
by TheXDriver April 26, 2011
The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.
Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
by Bushbrother January 12, 2009