Nothingman 

Goodish song by infinitely cool band - Pearl Jam

They're playing Nothingman on the radio.

Nothingman by Abhishek June 24, 2005

Nothingman 

Term inspired by the Pearl Jam song "Nothingman". Refers to someone who is visibly depressed but when questioned as to what's wrong responds with "Nothing, man."

Dude: What's wrong with Steve?
Other Dude: Dunno, he's being a Nothingman. Maybe we should give him some space.
Dude: Yo, Steve, what's wrong, man?
Steve: Nothing, man..

Nothingman by Man of the Flag June 7, 2010

nothingham 

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

nothingham by Carrot June 22, 2014

nothingface 

Best Band there is, was, and ever will be. They formed back in 1995 and kicked ass, performing at live shows, thrashing, and they also had a melodic side to their music also. They released Five kickass albums but right after they finished the fifth one they called it quits. All of Nothingface's fans (i.e. Me)were all pissed and wanted to kill the closest living object in 50 feet radius. But hell, what can you do? It majorly sucks and blows in five different languages that they broke up. They were awesome, but, THEY'RE FUCKING QUITTERS!!! Bastards.

Jimmy (reading): Nothingface broke up?
Squirrel: Um, can you please let go of my throat?
Jimmy: THEY BROKE UP?!!!!!
Squirrel: OKay, first time, you were hurting me, now I can barely breathe

nothingface by Jasonrulesall April 10, 2005

Sheriff of Nothingham 

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

Sheriff of Nothingham by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

Nothingzone 

A step far, far below the friendzone. This is where someone who knows you're attracted to them takes methodical steps to essentially cut you off completely. Generally, this occurs after you've told them about how you feel, but not always- it can happen spontaneously and without any real reason. This may occur with any gender or sexual orientation.

The only good news about the nothingzone is that it is immensely easy to determine you've been placed there by the person in question, and making a determination on your end is brutally simple. Just for the sake of accuracy and integrity, here is a list of things to watch out for:

1. Lack of response to *occasional* contact from you. I'm not talking about spamming them (don't do that. seriously.), I'm talking about reasonable attempts to maintain some kind of normal communication.

2. They create excuses to not hang out with you. If you notice that they use the same excuse frequently, or if they really start to stretch logic to create new ones, that's an issue.

3. They make it obvious that they're hanging out with everyone else except you.

I can handle getting friendzoned. In that scenario, someone's at least down to still hang out with you and stay on good terms. The loss of a friend always sucks, but you have no choice but to dust yourself off and keep living.

"Hey, have you heard from xxxx lately?"

"No... texted him/her like 3 weeks ago, tried calling yesterday, still nothing. We used to hang out and talk all the time, so this seems kind of weird. I have no idea what's going on."

"Hate to break it to you, but sounds like you've been nothingzoned."

Nothingzone by foreveralone000 September 4, 2013

NothingDaThing 

NothingDaThing is a lonely stupid kid who doesn't know how to edit and record, his YouTube channel is total shit

This nigga still uses dead memes
No cap
He total cringe and is a butt hurt

NothingDaThing is a total piece of shit
Thats it lmao try me bitch

NothingDaThing by anonymous October 1, 2020