Not penis cream

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

by lo December 22, 2003

penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream

"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."

by Bobthemagnifacent March 03, 2008

Ice Cream Penis

A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.

He sent me a picture in black and white to hide the fact that he has an Ice Cream Penis.

by Needledickk October 02, 2011