Noob cake

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

by noobykins April 01, 2009

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 14, 2006

noob cake

a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert

speaker #1: I beat up a noob who was very noobly and then I made them a noob cake!

speaker #2: wow this noob cake is really good!

by margarita old June 07, 2010

noob cake

a noob who is greater than all tha otha noobs

yo that noob cake cant get one kill

by pimpaholic May 13, 2006

noob cake

A noob that is extemely gay, they usually are bisexual and suck at gaming.

Hey Tyler, you suck at Call of Duty, you noob cake!

by KoreanxPownage April 08, 2011

noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri March 05, 2011

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018