A woman or man so ugly you would rather have sexual relations with children than sleep with them.
Jesus man! No way i'd rather fuck her kids than go down on that monster. She's a proper Nonse Maker.
by Lucafix April 14, 2011
A gay guy that licks cock and likes to bum kids
by Ryan the nonse December 18, 2017
Someone who gets thoroughly excited by mountains and uses sexual descriptions for the mountain.
The muscular face of the ben.

Peter you're such a mountain nonse
by Peter Thorpe Normal Rice September 1, 2020