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Noetherian Computing

A paradigm where computational processes are explicitly designed around Noether's Theorem—the profound principle that every continuous symmetry in a physical system corresponds to a conserved quantity (like energy, momentum, or charge). In Noetherian Computing, you don't just calculate; you architect computations as symmetry operations, guaranteeing that certain values are perfectly preserved throughout the process. This makes computations inherently stable, error-proof for specific tasks, and deeply connected to the physics of the hardware.
Example: Building a financial ledger system for a space colony. Instead of a traditional database, you design it as a Rotational Symmetry Engine. Every transaction is encoded as a tiny rotation in an abstract space. Noether's Theorem guarantees the total "angular momentum" of the system (the absolute balance of the ledger) is conserved no matter how many transactions occur. Any attempt to hack or alter a transaction would break the symmetry and be instantly detected as a violation of conservation—the math simply wouldn't close. It's unhackable because it's woven into the fabric of physics. Noetherian Computing.
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Noetherian Computing

A hypothetical computing paradigm based on symmetries and conservation laws of dynamical systems (inspired by Noether's Theorem). Instead of operating with bits or qubits, Noetherian computing would use symmetry invariants to process information: each operation would be a transformation preserving certain quantities (energy, momentum, charge), and the computation result would be extracted from topological invariants. It is a highly speculative idea, connected to geometric quantum computing and symmetry computing. No practical implementation yet.
Noetherian Computing Example: "If we ever build a Noetherian computer, it would solve optimization problems by preserving invariants – like finding the shortest route without violating angular momentum conservation. It sounds like magic, but it's advanced mathematics."

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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