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Noetherian Computing

A paradigm where computational processes are explicitly designed around Noether's Theorem—the profound principle that every continuous symmetry in a physical system corresponds to a conserved quantity (like energy, momentum, or charge). In Noetherian Computing, you don't just calculate; you architect computations as symmetry operations, guaranteeing that certain values are perfectly preserved throughout the process. This makes computations inherently stable, error-proof for specific tasks, and deeply connected to the physics of the hardware.
Example: Building a financial ledger system for a space colony. Instead of a traditional database, you design it as a Rotational Symmetry Engine. Every transaction is encoded as a tiny rotation in an abstract space. Noether's Theorem guarantees the total "angular momentum" of the system (the absolute balance of the ledger) is conserved no matter how many transactions occur. Any attempt to hack or alter a transaction would break the symmetry and be instantly detected as a violation of conservation—the math simply wouldn't close. It's unhackable because it's woven into the fabric of physics. Noetherian Computing.
Noetherian Computing by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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Noetherian Computing

A hypothetical computing paradigm based on symmetries and conservation laws of dynamical systems (inspired by Noether's Theorem). Instead of operating with bits or qubits, Noetherian computing would use symmetry invariants to process information: each operation would be a transformation preserving certain quantities (energy, momentum, charge), and the computation result would be extracted from topological invariants. It is a highly speculative idea, connected to geometric quantum computing and symmetry computing. No practical implementation yet.
Noetherian Computing Example: "If we ever build a Noetherian computer, it would solve optimization problems by preserving invariants – like finding the shortest route without violating angular momentum conservation. It sounds like magic, but it's advanced mathematics."

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026