Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Originally used as the tagline for a very cheap beef-flavoured noodle product which was safe for vegetarians. The phrase is now used to describe that there is no meat in a product.

The sister phrase "Ain't no chicken" originates from the tagline of the chicken flavoured noodles. And is used in the same way but only when the product is chicken flavoured.
Eg.1
Man: Would you like some of my beef-flavoured noodles?
Vegi: Is it safe for vegitarians?
Man: No Bull!

Eg.2
Man: Would you like some chicken flavoured crisps?
Vegi: Is it safe for vegitarians?
Man: Ain't no chicken!
by The Masked Cheese August 19, 2005
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