Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 4, 2022

nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022

Nobody asked

When some L + Bozo decided to use this trashy excuse of a statement to save their skin in a dumb way that makes them lose friends because they are stupid.

Person 1: Hey jack get over here
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: U are father less

Person 2: nobody cares
Jack+Person1: SHUT UP

by Among us is sus.com November 7, 2022

Nobody asked

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

by Please pull out my ass hairs August 24, 2020

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

Nobody asked you

Nobody asked you to write this definition. It just sort of happened you know?

Nobody asked you to do that. Nobody told you to do that.

by NotTheIdentityThief August 14, 2018

Tom nobody asked

A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.

Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".

by Daneee the dood March 16, 2022