Noah M. G. 

Noah M. G. is amazing. he like among us and his cool dog coffee. please dot hurt noah m. g. he is good.

person 1: im friends with noah m. g.

person 2: SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH

Noah M. G. by imad hijazi lol June 30, 2021

noah get the boat 

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

noah get the boat by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

noah get the boat 

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.

Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"

noah get the boat by mintansea March 8, 2021

noah grossman 

A young 20 year old man that is in the group "smosh"

A: yo, Noah Grossman is so hot

B: I know he's sooooo hot

noah grossman by Human fjdjdjdjjdtnrjreew January 9, 2018

Noah Gilbert 

A person who is super gay a snitch and likes dicks he is also scared of gays so he killed himself

Ur being a Noah Gilbert

Noah Gilbert by Domiod January 9, 2019

Noah Gray 

Noah Gray is boy who is a ranga and is gay. He has autism and generally is a spastic. He has friend called Peter altenkamp who has a little peter. Noah has no boyfriends and is quite lonely.

Guy 1: You know that gay ranga kid?
Guy 2: Noah Gray?

Noah Gray by Jodie Gray April 2, 2020

Noah Gragson 

Nascar Xfinity driver for JR motorsports driving the #9 Bass pro shops black riffle coffee Chevy, and #62 beard motorsports car in the nascar cup series for the Daytona 500 and the #16 Kaulig car for select races (he better win)

Lucky: Noah Gragson is the best driver ever

Noah Gragson by LuckyNoko10 February 25, 2022