No-Laffy Taffy

The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.

Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."

Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."

Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."

No-Laffy Taffy by -Mike Ryan- January 9, 2008

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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No-Laffy Taffy • no laffa • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November • no cap • no ur • no bitch

Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

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feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026