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No chain 

When something is easy to accompish or takes little effort, when it should be hard

Originally from cycling when it appears you can cycle with no effort, i.e there is 'no chain' needed to turn the pedals
SammyA "Yo bruv, i need to pick up me dole, but the queue is large!"

Ed McD "No chain player, the lady works on the desk, i'll hook you up"
No chain by MikeP_London February 13, 2008
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All Balls No Chain 

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man
All Balls No Chain by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011
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No Chainz 

No Chainz, derived from the one and only Two Chainz, literally means this type of person has no chains. He is a free flying eagle that needs to be set free among the other ratchets on the weekend. You may find a No Chainz in his natural habitat, twerking on a wall somewhere in Mankato or Wisconsin. TWERKIN' ALL OVER DA WORLD. Don't even bother asking him what time it is, the answer is always 'Shots o'clock'. Caution: You do NOT want to be in the cross fire between a No Chainz and a bottle of vodka. Survival is rare. It is an honor to party with a No Chainz, take advantage whenever possible.
"Dude, did you go out last night?"
"Hell yeah I got so ratchet! I saw No Chainz at the frat twerking it UP!"

"I saw No Chainz too! We took shots and twerked with Miley all night!"
No Chainz by Megan Nasty November 16, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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