No pulse

Asserting your dominance over death.

A more hood way of saying "deadass" or no cap.

Hoe#1:Bruh there was coconut in there Im allergic. I coulda died

Hoe#2: Hahaha no pulse

Skaterboi: yo I'm so sick I just drank a whole bottle of cough syrup
Flowerass: ooo sis no pulse

Me: KMS
My friend: no pulse

by Milfer1800 February 12, 2019

No pulse

A slang term for being "dead" from extreme laughter.

"Bro you saw my new post?" "Yeah it left me with no pulse" or just "no pulse

by JTBeatz April 28, 2020

it’s for his album no pulse

The phrase often associated rapper xxxtentacion after his death in June 2018

The phrase came after a theory around X’s death, often accompanied with the phrase “it’s for his album No Pulse”, despite the fact his real third album had been announced as “Skins”

The phrase, while not used today, was spearheading the X isn’t dead conspiracy theory.

Person 1: Yo did you hear XXXTentacion died?

Person 2: He isn’t dead, it’s for his album No Pulse

Person 1: You actually believe that shit?

by rollacethejazzmaster September 19, 2018

That's No Purse

Slang that's used when there's no big deal. There's no change, as in currency and no big deal = no change, therefore not a big deal and no purse.

"My girlfriend said that her ex-boyfriend was no purse. The dude is 6'5'' and the nicest guy. What a liar"
"My dog ran away, but that's no purse!"

by themgates10 July 22, 2023

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012