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This is the month where you can not ejaculate or bust a nut under any circumstances. You have to go 30 days, with 0 nuts. This event determines the willpower and strength of the human male's mind and body combined.

The Rules of No Nut November are as follows:

- You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.

- Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can't nut.

- You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.

- You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you're out.

- If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended)

- Look, man, just don't nut in 30 days.

If you are reading this in the month of November and haven't nut yet, may willpower be on your side.
Girlfriend: Oh baby, I want to show you where I want you tonight! ;);)
Boyfriend: I can't babe, I'm participating in No Nut November.
Girlfriend: You're taking a fake event more seriously than your own girlfriend? We're over!
Boyfriend: Ok! Ok! I'll make you squeal and squirm tonight in bed!
Later that night, he had failed No Nut November.
by InstaCream November 01, 2018
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In which men become gods and gods become mere men.

Aka.

Don’t wank for a month

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw.
Man: hey how u doing with no nut November

God: d o n t l o o k a t m e I n u t t e d

Man: even I lasted longer then that

God: you have taken my place child
by A loving cunt December 21, 2017
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Abstaining from masterbating or sexual activities of any kind during the month of November as a true test of willpower as well as totally boosting you testosterone to get some sick gains, again no you cannot bang your wife or girlfriend that defeats the whole fucking purpose.
Massive bro 1 " yo bro how did you up your bench by 10 pounds so quick?"
Massive bro 2 "it's day 18 of no nut November bro I am packed to the brim with sexual frustration."
by Meat heads of the bay November 18, 2017
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A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November
nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december
by DjDorian1 November 19, 2017
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When you can't eat cashews, almonds, or even legumes for the entire month of November
Nope, no pecans for you -- it's No-Nut November!
by Ocelevision December 03, 2018
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No Nut November (or 3N), is a challenge of not engaging in any sexual activities throughout November, this includes both duo engagement and solo activities. It's considered one of The Great Challenges, along with Tide Pod Challenge and Bleach Challenge. This challenge is extremely dangerous, and should not be performed without great consequences. Completing this challenge is an extremely great honor, and a symbol of high-end domination assertance, higher than T-Posing.

The challenge began on November 1st 2017. No one is sure who actually started the challenge, but alas, a lot of people participated, not knowing what would come. Many people gave up on the challenge just days after it has started, and many died along the way due to Testosterone Hormones overflow and semen suffocation. Of all the participants, only few survived.

This challenge is extremely dangerous, DO NOT ATTEMPT!
Person 1 : "Did you participate in No Nut November?"
Person 2 : "Yeah man, i almost died, gave up at the last second."
by 13LettersName October 22, 2018
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A challenge where a group of males must not masturbate (or at least climax whilst masturbating - you can choke the chicken, as long as you don't ejaculate) for the entirety of the month of November. You may, however, engage is sexual intercource with your girlfriend/wife. It has been heavily meme-ified, and with good reason. It is said that upon completing No Nut November that you will reach a spiritual climax, full sensory control, and levitation abilities. But that is said to only be the beggining. Some reach a few days, maybe even a couple of weeks. But no recorded male in the history of the world (that regularly masturbates) has completed No Nut November. We await some champion of endurance and self-control to inspire us all to finish the challenge.
"How's No Nut November coming?" (See what I did there?)
"Not so good. I've been having serious withdrawal symptoms..."
by The Meme Regime November 21, 2017
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