Njoud

Well, where can I start! Njoud is a person that you meet only once in a lifetime. She is brilliant, and she can be sassy sometimes. When you have a Njoud in your life, that simply means that you will never be alone, and she will always be by your side, including happy and sad times. She will remember every important event in your life, like your birthday, and somehow she finds a way to make it memorable each time! And let's not forget that she has breathtaking beauty like seriously every time you look at her, she will leave you mesmerized. She's an overthinker and the best person to ask for advice. If she wants something in this life, then she will try everything to make it happen. She's also funny, passionate, caring, and has a big heart. Consider yourself lucky if you have Njoud in your life!

I wish I can have Njoud as my friend.

by idkhowisthis December 5, 2020

Njood

An awesome girl who is both beautiful and smart. She loves being called pretty but will never believe it. Shes not always right, but hates admitting that shes wrong. Shes almost always smiling, but its not always real. She can be read like an open book, but hides so much. She works hard at things, but dosent always get what she deserves. She can be moody and sensitive, but if shes having a good day, then she can be the most enjoyable person you've ever met! She loves to play soccer so much that she carries a soccer ball everyday. She is a trustable person and if you tell her a secret she will keep it to herself. She is a friendly girl that if you annoy her one day, she will forgive you staright away. She's just an amazing person to talk to! Hug one and tell her so today!

Njood is awesome

by Princess Njoodi June 26, 2015

NJOD

Pronounced (N-JOD)

Stands for a No Jack Off Day. You use it on days you would feel guilty for jacking off. For example Easter or your Sister's death day.

Jessica: Wanna look at porn with me?
Andy: Fuck Yeah

Andy (10 seconds into watching porn): Oh Shite! Sorry baby today is a NJOD.
Jessica: Oh, what happened?
Andy: I just went to my mother's funeral.

by Blue Balls after 24 hours... April 4, 2010

Gabby Noud Pose

a legendary pose when you lean to one side (hip locking) with your hand on your hip

do a gabby noud pose for this picture

by smoothgirl December 13, 2009

Noud

Nightmare Of Ur Dreams
She crazy but she cute.

Can use ‘noud’ as a general term
<or>
Noudette = female
Noudude = male.

She’s a total noudette but go for it dude. Crazy attracts crazy. You two would make a cute couple

by Nightmareofurdreams July 22, 2019

Njord

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

by Yousaf Lakshit May 8, 2008

njörður

A sad man that likes shoes and has a terrible taste in style. He has many friends, most of them are girls, but he’s friendsoned by every single one of them.

Is that Njörður? No it’s only a homeless man....

by Theboyswantme April 12, 2019