Niseme

Person who is dominant in yaoi relationship. Awkward usually very short, often has flippy hair that he thinks is legit, when it just makes him look asexual. Has arguably decent body, but has incredibly pale thighs. Likes to work out in from of webcam because he is a tool. Enjoys reading milk fic for recreation and enjoys throwing girls into the water because again, he is a tool. Ironically good at cuddling. Can be named Nick, but is sometimes named faggot.

Me: "Because you're an uke--"
Niseme: /throws into lake.

by Cremation-Station December 13, 2012

Niemeyer

A saracstic person, usually on the speech team who makes fun of kids in wheelchairs. He also is obsessed with candy thus resulting in obesity. In two words: fat bastard.

"Hey Daniel Niemeyer, what is happening?"
"I'm eating skittles."
"oh I see. Hey Ian (child in wheelchair)"
"Hey Ian why don't you go up some stairs, oh wait you can't!"
"Danny that wasn't a very good comment to make on Ian. He can't help that he is in a wheelchair."
"Yeah, he can. Hey Ian just get out."
"Wow Niemeyer you are a fat bastard."
"Ha-ha"

by Aaron Phelps November 9, 2006

Nismeado

Used as a way of saying that someone has been killed or will be killed in a way that makes it look like a suicide
( usually from a bullet in the head )

Yeah, that judge's going to be nismeado any time soon if he keeps asking those questions

by GunkaNye September 21, 2017

Nisemonogatari

An okay show.

It is the third part of the Monogatari Series. It is also the third anime adaptation from studio shaft.

Person 1: Have you watch Nisemonogatari yet?
Person 2: No I haven’t

Person 1: You should totally watch it!

by Xanu AL January 13, 2020

niseler

Tall annoying piece of horse dick

Wow... He is such a niseler

by The defined beast 68373 June 20, 2016

nisme

Nisme is a pretty girl, if you tru to fuck up her feelings you fucked up your self. She can be a bitch some times, but it’s beacause bitches gets things done! And she is so funny her laugh, make everyone in the room laugh.

Nisme you ar such a a funny and pretty girl

by Chichianonym November 26, 2017

Nismed

Disappearing an innocent person for doing the right thing, usually in political contexts.

It's not that I suspect anything, but it catches my attention that every person who talks about it disappears, just like that.
Bob told the boss about it, and then, just PUFF gone forever, Nismed

by OsoArgentinoIntenso January 14, 2020