Nipple on a stick

A harmless insult
Possibly affectionate, not a nasty one

petronella - you are an arse
jemima - ah, ye nipple on a stick!

Nipple on a stick by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

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Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.

Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple on a stick by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) May 13, 2005

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Nipple on a stick

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.

Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

Nipple on a stick by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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