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Nipple Ninja 

A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
Holy shit, that Nipple Ninja just pulled a "guillotine" on Madlwski's fat nips.
Nipple Ninja by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

Nipple Ninja 

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
Nipple Ninja by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

Stealthy Nipple-Ninja 

When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'

Ninja Nipples 

What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.
We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026