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Nipple Boner 

When your nipples become hard and stick out.
Tom "He i can see her nipples through her shirt."

Jim "Ya, she has a nipple boner."
Nipple Boner by jimbo4444 July 25, 2012

Nipple Boner 

"Damn I have a nipple boner"
Nipple Boner by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Nipple Boner 

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.
Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.

boner nipple 

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples

Nippleboners 

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.
"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"
Nippleboners by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026