Ninky Nonk 

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.

Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!

Ninky Nonk by Joshannia March 5, 2011

Ninky Nonk 

1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language

1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*

Ninky Nonk by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018

Ninky nonk 

A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock

No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes

Ninky nonk by NolanDolanIsBae June 9, 2019

Ninky Nonk 

A silly boi busting it down Ninky nonk style

You little Ninky Nonk

Ninky Nonk by JustRhys123 July 28, 2023

ninky nonk 

a silly silly person

oi that lewis is a proper ninky nonk

ninky nonk by ejsl May 18, 2021

Ninky nonk 

A silly insult that you can call that idiotic friend when you say AirPods are shoes.

No Clarissa you fucking ninky nonk AirPods are earphones

Ninky nonk by NolanDolanIsBae June 9, 2019

Ninky nonk 

A term for calling people dumb.

Best used if they say something that is dumb and stupid and cringe.

You are idot. You are ninky nonk.

Ninky nonk by notcommiesquirrel August 22, 2020