ninja fart
ninja fart by Jeff Artist November 28, 2006
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The act of releasing a totally disgusting and gross fart without a sound. Hence the term, silent but deadly!
While watching TV, Carol cut a ninja fart that grossed out her boyfriend. Since there was no sound, she was able to blame the dog! Her boyfriend almost puked and the dog ran away!
ninja fart by mdguy September 16, 2006
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Ninja Fart
A silent fart that someone sneeeeeks in after someone else has a noisy fart, so that everyone thinks the stink belongs to the first asshole.
Innocent Bystander: Ewww Kate, that fart is rank.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.
Kate: Nah, that's Dani's ninja fart. She been stinkin it up all day, cuza dat nasty hamachi she be eatin.
Dani: Eh, heh heh. You caught my ninja.
Innocent Bystander: Ew Dani. Not cool.
Ninja Fart by D.Ella Hughley June 23, 2010
ninja fart
1) when you are on Skype (or other voice chat services) and hit mute before letting one blow.
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
2) one of many random secondlife POP gesturbations
ninja fart by xbettyx April 7, 2010
Ninja Fart
The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.
Ninja Fart by coop4870 July 7, 2010
Ninja fart
Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!
Ninja fart by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010
ninja fart
blowing it at the worst possible time. messing up in the least expected way when everything else is perfect. picture a ninja on a mission. climbing buildings, jumping roofs, tiptoeing here and there. and just as he's right above some enemy samurai or something, at the most crucial time, the ninja rips a loud squeaky fart. buweeet!!!
i finally got alone with that chick ive had my eye on, but i proceeded to rip a ninja fart when i talked to the fifty year old prostitute instead.
ninja fart by deezo May 9, 2005