Ninja Spank Share definition Flag The art of kicking, booting, or stomping on a females face when you have immense hate for her. "Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night." Ninja Spank by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Ninja Spank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch